[ Guess where Katherine is not right now? She is NOT in Mystic Falls. But, she knows what's going on there, oh yes she does. For everyone but TVD-ers, obvs. ]

Well, look who's back in town. Kind of poses a problem, doesn't it? What do you do when someone starts playing with your toys?

[Oh, you know you missed this big lug.  He's been traveling from vacation spot to vacation spot hiding his ass away from  Michael and his wrath.  Michael could probably find him with ease anyway, but luckily the guy's been distracted. And is now stuck in a hole.  So Zeus is free to come back, baby, and he's here like the Genie in Return of Jafar, ( Read more... )